Peter Finch, image by John Briggs
John Ashbery
Visits Lidl
Everyone loved what they saw.
The rough displays, the mitre makers
The marigolds and the clothes
The persimmon velvet curtains
The garlic tea cloths
The passionate biscuits
The Slavonic chocolate
The wines from Cricklewood and Westphalia
The whole family are keenly interested
They arrive in droves.
The first year was like icing
The man with the red hat
The girls protected by gold wire
The girls protected by gold wire
The music that never ceased.
Now they swear by tennis balls
the unknowable crispbreads, the meats in vacuum packs.
Sometimes they come because their cars do
Sometimes they are profligate
Sometimes they are radiant
Sometimes they shop because there is little else to do
Mostly though it’s pedantic Cindy without brio or
élan.
The family they just want to save money
They always do
They have this furious passion.
They buy onions
They buy the weirdly branded tins,
the fold-up beds, the spread-on chocolate,
the spanners.
Clearly the song will have to wait
amongst all this great saving
How brave they are
How brave they are
buying marigolds when they don’t need to.
In the queue there he is but no one recognises him
why would they, the joker,
self-portrait in his trolley,
his New York face peering out of that so realistic
convex mirror.
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Feb, 1874 – 27 July, 1946
You are down here in the ground of
Pere Lachaise beneath a stone
big enough to hold you down. The space
around you is full, names you’d know,
Max Ernst, Paul Eluard, Modigliani, de Nerval,
Max Ernst, Paul Eluard, Modigliani, de Nerval,
Perec, Proust, Pissarro, Wilde, Alice B, Appolinaire.
This is no humble place, it’s a city.
To get around you need a map
Given what you did I expected uproar like Morrison
gets.
Excited girls with tattoos, young men with that
look of beat nonchalance that belies the roaring
they have inside their heads. But there’s nothing.
It’s as if you’d not changed the twentieth
challenged its serial monogamy made it
ripple with how the brain turns. There’s no bramble
nor trees near you.
No ivy growing across
your name. Just
a rose someone has left,
shrivelled
now, and a stone in the
shape of a heart dropped above
where yours might be.
You had one once.
July the
twenty-seventh is simply not prepared for.
Try to be try to be try to be try to be try to be try
to be
be to try try it go on try just try to be try to be
it’s not really hard at really not not at all
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is money yellow
is love an illusion
is stillness silence
is time t9ight
is America there
is Barry really an island
is war needed
is money a failure
is black a colour
is the easywayout easy easy
is man an animal
is the poem finished
is yellow yellow yellow
is eternity locked up
is rock and roll here to stay
is the sun an orange
is the moon soon
is grass suitable
is moss small hair
is the language strong enough to carry a revolution
is the muse worthwhile
is the doctor really learned
is the Big Bopper on the right track
is laughter music
is sex an excuse
is sound holy
is death a disease
is rain too much
is a cold a prison
is Agamemnon a person
is red out of date
is smoke silent
is the stream sorry
is the sky strong
is the blutone drunk
is the moon somewhere beyond America
is a tree a large flower
is petrol a sin in the sun
is carbon paper
is the sound of one hand clapping no more than silence
is venus false
is the moon a martyr
is a monk brown throughout the year
is this time going to be the last time
is this side the other side
is hope worth bothering about
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is tomorrow when
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is wine loud
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is paper thinkable
is a tank a table
is a running man a risk
is thunder the sound of clouds bumping together
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is fire capable of creation
is destruction retaliation
is a roll a weak rock
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is air emulsified
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