Logan Kaye Jung, 3 SELF-DEALINGS

3 SELF-DEALINGS, image by Logan Kaye Jung

3 SELF-DEALINGS
 
 
f is the first and seventh letter of this sentence.
 
This bar trivia team name has seven a’s,
two b’s, one c, two d’s, thirty-two e’s,
five f’s, one g, five h’s, ten i’s, one j, one
k, two l’s, three m’s, twenty-two n’s,
seventeen o’s, one p, one q, five r’s,
twenty-two s’s, twenty-two t’s, one u,
nine v’s, eleven w’s, one x, five y’s,
and one z.
 
Rounded to five decimal places, two
point six five two five two percent of the
letters of this sentence are a’s, zero
point zero eight eight four two percent
are b’s, two point six five two five two
percent are c’s, zero point four four two
zero nine percent are d’s, nineteen point
eight zero five four eight percent are e’s,
three point four four eight two eight
percent are f’s, one point seven six eight
three five percent are g’s, two point nine
one seven seven seven percent are h’s,
seven point eight six nine one four
percent are i’s, zero point zero eight
eight four two percent are j’s, zero point
zero eight eight four two percent are k’s,
zero point three five three six seven
percent are l’s, zero point one seven six
eight three percent are m’s, ten point
two five six four one percent are n’s,
eight point nine three zero one five
percent are o’s, four point seven seven
four five four percent are p’s, zero point
zero eight eight four two percent are
q’s, nine point five four nine zero seven
percent are r’s, four point nine five one
three seven percent are s’s, nine point
six three seven four nine percent are t’s,
two point zero three three six zero
percent are u’s, two point seven four
zero nine four percent are v’s, one point
six seven nine nine three percent are
w’s, zero point nine seven two five nine
percent are x’s, zero point zero eight
eight four two percent are y’s, and one
point nine four five one eight percent
are z’s.
 

—Logan Kaye Jung