3 SELF-DEALINGS, image by Logan Kaye Jung

**3 SELF-DEALINGS**

f is the first and seventh letter of this sentence.

This bar trivia team name has seven a’s,

two b’s, one c, two d’s, thirty-two e’s,

five f’s, one g, five h’s, ten i’s, one j, one

k, two l’s, three m’s, twenty-two n’s,

seventeen o’s, one p, one q, five r’s,

twenty-two s’s, twenty-two t’s, one u,

nine v’s, eleven w’s, one x, five y’s,

and one z.

point six five two five two percent of the

letters of this sentence are a’s, zero

point zero eight eight four two percent

are b’s, two point six five two five two

percent are c’s, zero point four four two

zero nine percent are d’s, nineteen point

eight zero five four eight percent are e’s,

three point four four eight two eight

percent are f’s, one point seven six eight

three five percent are g’s, two point nine

one seven seven seven percent are h’s,

seven point eight six nine one four

percent are i’s, zero point zero eight

eight four two percent are j’s, zero point

zero eight eight four two percent are k’s,

zero point three five three six seven

percent are l’s, zero point one seven six

eight three percent are m’s, ten point

two five six four one percent are n’s,

eight point nine three zero one five

percent are o’s, four point seven seven

four five four percent are p’s, zero point

zero eight eight four two percent are

q’s, nine point five four nine zero seven

percent are r’s, four point nine five one

three seven percent are s’s, nine point

six three seven four nine percent are t’s,

two point zero three three six zero

percent are u’s, two point seven four

zero nine four percent are v’s, one point

six seven nine nine three percent are

w’s, zero point nine seven two five nine

percent are x’s, zero point zero eight

eight four two percent are y’s, and one

point nine four five one eight percent

are z’s.

—Logan Kaye Jung