Justin Sheen, The Teacher Who Changed My Life: Mavis Beacon Teaches Typing

Mavis Beacon Teaches Typing

The Teacher Who Changed My Life: 

Mavis Beacon Teaches Typing

In middle school I took a class in order to learn how to efficiently type on a computer. This class didn’t require so much a human teacher as it did one that was a computer program named, “Mavis Beacon Teaches Typing.” How it worked was that a woman named Mavis Beacon, who was a computer–generated image, would type words on the computer screen and I would have to retype them as fast as possible. I would then be scored based on my speed and accuracy at retyping the words.

            “Alas dads flask falls lads asks sad dad falls salads sad lad,” she would type, and make me retype. “Falls dad falls flask sad asks lads dads alas lad sad salads,” she would say, and then make me retype again. “Dad falls flask sad asks lads dads alas lad sad salads dad falls flask sad asks lads dads alas lad sad salads alas falls flask sad asks lads dads alas lad sad salads dad falls flask sad asks lads dads alas lad sad salads lad falls flask sad asks lads lad sad salads dad falls flask sad asks lads dads alas lad sad sad asks lads dads alas lad sad salads alas falls flask flask sad asks lads dads alas lad sad salads alas falls flask sad asks lads dads alas lad sad salads dad falls flask sad asks lads dads alas lad sad salads lad falls alas lad sad salads alas falls flask sad asks lads dads alas lad sad salads dad falls flask sad asks lads dads salads asks lads dads alas lad sad salads alas falls flask sad asks lads dads alas lad sad salads dad falls flask alas lad sad 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Mavis completely fascinated me, leaving me enamored by her way with words.

            “Alas sad dad falls salad,” she would say the next day.

            Alas, when would a sad dad ever fall on a salad in real life?

            “Sad flask asks salad,” she would sputter another day.

            What did the salad reply to the sad flask? I would wonder.

            She talked unlike any teacher I ever had before. Her way with words opened up new possibilities with language that I could never dream of. To say that Mavis Beacon taught typing would be an understatement because she changed my entire outlook on what writing could possibly be.

—Justin Sheen