Tuesday, February 19, 2019

Pedro R. Rivadeneira, Poème Chaotique I & II


Pedro R. Rivadeneira


Pedro R. Rivadeneira

Wednesday, February 13, 2019

Volodymyr Bilyk, Six Haiku


“Hamburger!” “Hamburger!” “Hamburger!” 




Six Haiku


1
Shush- shrill cheeks scorched
Odd. - quake swish. Tickled, hatching
Nigh pant ) / just barely? 

2
Pitapat tartar:
Void: " um " ), tickle. Flash: pitapat
Palpitation dash! 

3
Nebulous forehead
Twitch curtains toll doss … throbbing
Thrum! Tap-tap glower 

4
Void takes an abstruse
Roundabout stringy sting. Strident;
Chirp of the coconut. 

5
Bob: - zigzag. - eddy:
Bat-bat. Ba-dum aloo. " vex
Veer sideways… glint. 

6
Afterthought crumpling
…saliva onrush.
Meandering vacuous contemplation
Cramp - backwards ebb bawl. 


—Volodymyr Bilyk

Friday, February 8, 2019

Henry Rasof, excerpts from Experiments with Form


1. Composer* Corrections (found), image by Henry Rasof




excerpts from Experiments with Form  


Ah Kiss Me

1
ah kiss
toess me cahsih oat
sah
eemohc sitah see mah
icsaho toe eess ahm
ik

so eat
ahss ihm oaksee toe
see
mahkist sohmeaks ah it
oh-see-mak sit
oh

2
seem
kahst iss omyah sik
moat
see
kassi stoee ahm ik
tossmeass ik
so ah
kiss me


Thor Speaks

AT
AROT OR
AT AROT RA

AT
AROT OH
AT RA ARO

AT
AROT AT
RA ARO OH

AT
AROT A
RA ARO OR
AT
AROT RA
ARO ORA A

RA
AROT AT AROT
RATA ATA TA

TA ARO RO
TOTR

RO
OTR OT
TO RTO RO


Torah Tarot

tarot ro
tarot tarot ro arot
to aro ro
to aro ro
tarot tarot ro
tarot tarot ro
to aro ro
to aro ro orah
to arot ro orah
ro orah orah rah torah
rah rah torah rah
rah torah rah
torah torah ro
torah torah ro aro
ro aro ro tarot
ro aro aro ro tarot
tarot tarot tarot ro torah
torah torah torah rah tarot
tarot tarot torah rah torah rah torah
tarot




Monday, February 4, 2019

Justin Sheen, The Teacher Who Changed My Life: Mavis Beacon Teaches Typing


Mavis Beacon Teaches Typing



The Teacher Who Changed My Life: 
Mavis Beacon Teaches Typing

In middle school I took a class in order to learn how to efficiently type on a computer. This class didn’t require so much a human teacher as it did one that was a computer program named, “Mavis Beacon Teaches Typing.” How it worked was that a woman named Mavis Beacon, who was a computer–generated image, would type words on the computer screen and I would have to retype them as fast as possible. I would then be scored based on my speed and accuracy at retyping the words.
            “Alas dads flask falls lads asks sad dad falls salads sad lad,” she would type, and make me retype. “Falls dad falls flask sad asks lads dads alas lad sad salads,” she would say, and then make me retype again. “Dad falls flask sad asks lads dads alas lad sad salads dad falls flask sad asks lads dads alas lad sad salads alas falls flask sad asks lads dads alas lad sad salads dad falls flask sad asks lads dads alas lad sad salads lad falls flask sad asks lads lad sad salads dad falls flask sad asks lads dads alas lad sad sad asks lads dads alas lad sad salads alas falls flask flask sad asks lads dads alas lad sad salads alas falls flask sad asks lads dads alas lad sad salads dad falls flask sad asks lads dads alas lad sad salads lad falls alas lad sad salads alas falls flask sad asks lads dads alas lad sad salads dad falls flask sad asks lads dads salads asks lads dads alas lad sad salads alas falls flask sad asks lads dads alas lad sad salads dad falls flask alas lad sad 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Mavis completely fascinated me, leaving me enamored by her way with words.
            “Alas sad dad falls salad,” she would say the next day.
            Alas, when would a sad dad ever fall on a salad in real life?
            “Sad flask asks salad,” she would sputter another day.
            What did the salad reply to the sad flask? I would wonder.
            She talked unlike any teacher I ever had before. Her way with words opened up new possibilities with language that I could never dream of. To say that Mavis Beacon taught typing would be an understatement because she changed my entire outlook on what writing could possibly be.

—Justin Sheen


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